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THIS.

That is all. Wonderful start to the day!

when ducks are more in a row than you are!

May 19, 2018

the shoe-deposit borrowing system

May 14, 2018

Sir Year 7: “Can I please borrow a set of headphones?”

Me: “Sure. Please give me a shoe.”

Sir Year 7: “A what?!”

Me: “A shoe.”

Sir Year 7: “You mean, like a SHOE shoe? Like, on my foot kind of shoe?!”

Me, internally: “What other type of SHOE is there?!”
Me, outwardly: “Yep!”

Sir Year 7: “Wow, it’s hardcore here at Pulteney, isn’t it?!”

#hardknocklife😂

And the thing about having brand new shiny Year 7s is that you get SEVERAL kiddies with the same size foot, and the same level of newness/scuffness to their shoes, so when it comes to actually collecting their shoes at the end…well, GOOD LUCK. 😝

Sir Year 7 No. 1: “Nah, that’s mine!”

Sir Year 7 No. 2: “No way! Mine’s newer-looking!”

Sir Year 7 No. 1: “Okay, well…does it smell like your shoe or mine?”

Sir Year 7 No. 2: “I AM NOT SNIFFING MY SHOE! JUST PUT THE THING ON, I DON’T CARE IF IT’S THE WRONG ONE!”

for the little people

May 13, 2018

#word *LOL*

let it flow! let it flow! (to the tune of frozen’s, “let it go!”)

May 12, 2018

“Let it flow! Let if flow! Can’t hold it back anymore!”

and now, today’s little dose of “zen”

April 30, 2018 1 Comment

This made me laugh MUCH MORE than I anticipated! 

Made my morning. Totally.

Tweets On Point

April 25, 2018 1 Comment

raising muso nerds

April 25, 2018

My Year 12 Music kiddies and I are trying to out-meme each other.

Found this in my inbox.

BLUEGRASS + ALTERNATIVE!

#raisingmusonerds
#mamakwokkie

when secondary teaching makes you a little too honest…!

April 24, 2018

I enjoy the post-it note function on Sibelius much more than my Year 12s do.

the cheese war is on

April 23, 2018

I’m about to head into our holiday Concert Band rehearsal + I dropped by Woollies to pick up lollies for my kiddies, and PLASTIC CHEESE STICKS for Sir Year 11 who told me my jokes were cheesy, then left a mini-camembert on my desk.

The Cheese War is ON. 😎

Everyone else gets a lollie, and he gets “Dairylea All-Natural Fridge Sticks”.

THEY DON’T EVEN PROCLAIM TO BE ACTUAL CHEESE IN THE TITLE! 😂

#gauntletisdown
#cheesewar